The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire Pit Crew yesterday.
The announcement was followed by Ferrari's Decision to take advantage of the
British Government's Work For the Dole Scheme by hiring unemployed Scousers.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary, which
mentioned how unemployed Scousers were able to remove a set of car wheels in
less than 6 seconds without the proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing
crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high-tech
gear.
This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management, as
most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage
over every team, plus the bonus of cash left over for more R&D.
However Ferrari got more than they bargained for as, during the Scouse
Crew's first practice session, not only were the Scouse pit crew able to
change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had
resprayed, rebadged, and had sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team for
four dozen cans of Special Brew and a gram of Coke.